i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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