i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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