So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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