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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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