i don't like sucking hair
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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