I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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