And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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