He told me they were just razor bumps!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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