What a fucking waste of an outfit
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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