New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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