That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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