i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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