No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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