Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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