nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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