New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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