can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There r osticjed everywhere
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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