So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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