How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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