Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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