no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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