OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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