Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize