the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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