can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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