Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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