When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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