I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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