The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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