U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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