Yo dont text me then not text me
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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