Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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