Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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