i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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