my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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