he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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