No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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