Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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