But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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