She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
