Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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