Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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