yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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