So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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