I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
