im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you win again, gameday.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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