I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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