you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
two words: eviction party
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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