If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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