1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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