Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
