Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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