moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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